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Topics: Wayne Rooney

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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"Dribbling" thank God Rooney and Roni's babies can still do it!

Proud Dad's Rooney and Roni are on holiday after the stresses, trials and tribulations of playing anti-football in South Africa.

As usual the paparazzi are following their every movements and their partners are quite happy to oblige.

A bikini for every hour and photo shoot, slim, trim bodies (except for a slightly flabby Rooney) and making sure they are the centre of attention.

One clever Paparazzi photographer actually caught their babies practising a long lost skill, which both players once so masterly mastered, DRIBBLING!

Albeit in their bibs and not on the football pitch.

This skill vanished during the World Cup and obviously their babies have inherited it from their famous dads.

Dribbling for super-footy star babies is a normal habit, for their dads it became a rather more difficult skill which was given at the cradle and lost as soon as the pressure was applied. (Maybe their managers should have changed their nappies?)

Roni and Rooney should be given bibs to play in, it might remind them of their roots and how once they "dribbled" themselves into the hearts of us all!

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