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Monday, 12 July 2010

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According to reports out of Hollywood, the show 'Jonas' has been nominated for an Emmy.

The only Jonas present when our reporter arrived was Joe who stated that he hadn't heard the news but that it was great if our reporter, Dan Hillyard, wasn't putting him on.

"After all Dan, you had me trying out for replacing Robert Pattinson in the Twilight movies."

"A mere misunderstanding. Someone told me and I believed him like an idiot."

"Then, you had us at the White House for a beer conference with the President on "Where Are Our Teens Headed?"

Dan then squirmed out of that one too but stated that the Emmy nomination is real.

"However, you're up against some fantastic opposition. It includes Wizards Of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, iCarly and Peyton Place 2010!"

Fans of Jonas are pulling for the guys. One fan told us, "It's about time these four guys with the mop tops were given some credit. Hey, come back here! I was at Woodstock, I know talent when I see it. I WANT MY YOUTH BACK!!"

This is uh, Dan (leggo) Hillyard for UP2.

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