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Topics: Money, Mick Jagger

Monday, 12 July 2010

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Ancient multi-millionaires Mick and Keith just can't stop "Rolling" in the millions

Divulging a few home truths about the precarious financial situation hanging like a "Sword of Damocles" over the pop/rock world, Grandaddy, Mick Jagger, has opened his heart and gave the following statement:

"I never always had money, it was difficult in the beginning, but since I've got bags of it, I only want fucking more of it!"

Asked about his opinion of the financial crisis in the industry Mick replied:

"well to be perfectly honest I don't give a fuck, with 170 million quid on my bank account and another tour planned for next year, why should I worry!"

He also gave up and coming bands the following advice:

"make as many bucks as you can, shoot your agents, record companies and managers, do it on your own, fuck the rest and as long as the punters pay to see you live grab it why you can!"

Mick Jagger is a true artist, loves his profession, hopes to die on stage with Keith Richards and Charlie Watts and never ever wants to give it up.

A geriatric Stones fan whistling "Satisfaction" agreed:

"Luv Mick I do, he's got a big mouth, loads of bucks, lives in a mansion or five, and still he's out there 'Rolling' in the bucks, what a gent, I've got a lot of 'Sympathy for the ol Devil'!

Mick politely asked this devoted fan to "get off of his cloud, you're trespassing!"

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