CHICAGO - Oven Biscuits Magazine, one of the leading authorities on men's magazine publications has just announced that the recent issue of PlayGuy Magazine which featured Russian spy Anna Chapman has sold more copies than any other issue in the magazine's 34 year history.
Don Reynaldo Suarez-Juarez, Oven Biscuits' Editor-in-Chief, stated that Chapman's 17-page nude layout "Undercover Vagina" spread even sold more copies than the combined magazine layouts of Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, and Carmen Electra.
When he was asked what he attributes that amazing phenomenon to Suarez-Juarez smiled, winked, and said, "That my friend, is really a no brainer. We at OBM attribute it to the fact that Miss Anna simply just happens to have one of the prettiest, sweetest, pinkest, and downright sexiest crotch cookies that any of our executive staff members have ever seen."
He went on to say that it even includes OBM's senior photographer Sherman F. Quicksalt, who in his 34 years at the publication, has seen over 17,800 muffins.
SIDENOTE: Don Reynaldo Suarez-Juarez has already signed Anna Chapman to do a follow up layout. He hopes to shoot this layout down in the bayous of Louisiana among the BP oil spill.