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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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Miley Cyrus sitting and contemplating what career boosting move to make next.

HOLLYWOOD - Two teen stars are going at each other as if they were a couple of has been wrestlers trying to stir up interest in their 'over-the-hill' careers.

"Gossip Girl" Taylor Momsen 16, fired the first salvo at Miley "The Lap Dancer" Cyrus, who is 17.

Momsen said that all that Cyrus is trying to do is to be the next Britney Spears with her parading, promenading, and nasty gyrating all over the place.

Taylor said that Miley truly looks silly acting as if she was Madonna's illegitimate daughter on diet speed.

Cyrus shot back by saying that Momsen wears so much makeup she makes Amy Winehouse look like a skanky, pale bitch by comparison.

Miley also said that with the amount of eye liner and eye shadow that Momsen wears she could feed an Ethiopian family of 17 for two weeks.

Taylor replied that Miley could bite her. Cyrus responded by saying that she would be afraid to bite her for fear of contacting the Bubonic Plague.

Both young girls have shown that they cannot stand each other. Momsen even went as far as to say that Miley's dad, singer Billy Ray Cyrus wore a mullet hairdo for 15 years and looked like he was raised in a backwoods Arkansas trailer.

Miley said that she heard that Momsen's maternal grandmother was nicknamed "The Sag Hag" because whenever she took a shower her boobs would sag down so far that they would literally cover the shower drain.

In a related story. Selena Gomez says that she supports her good friend Miley. She then added that she heard from one of Taylor's ex-boyfriends that she has inverted nipples, a lopsided G-spot, and two belly buttons; the second one is reportedly located on her bikini line.

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