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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Broadmoor escapee keeping low profile.

After the successful remake of "Rambo" starring Raoul Moat and a cast of thousands it is rumored that we could soon see the remake of, "The Great Escape" wherein the inmates of Broadmoor prison tunnel out en mass via the canteen toilet.

Police, Fire, Health and Ambulance Authorities will then spend months attempting to separate the escaped nutters from ordinary members of the public, many of whom should have been locked up years ago!

Border agency staff have been told to be on the lookout for strange people attempting to actually leave the country but to continue looking the other way for those flooding in.....more on this as it actually happens.

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