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Saturday, 10 July 2010

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She may still have her invisible airplane and lasso that forces the villain to tell the truth, but she won't be wearing red, white and blue.

Although the American colors were popular in the 1940's to most of the world, that is no longer so.

"I am as patriotic as the next person", stated film maker Donald Zucker. "But nowadays, this movie could be a flop here in the US but still make the company a lot of money by showing it in foreign theaters. So we'll have to make a few changes and bring her up to date."

Who will play the female superhero?

"As of now, no one is certain. But we are following Transformer's decision to use great-looking babes over superstars", Zucker stated

None of this should be a real surprise to movie goers as movies are cutting back budgets like everyone else. The firm is out to give everyone a fast-paced movie filled with adventure and well-built women.

We finally asked if they had picked out the colors for the new uniform but were told that they didn't care if it was all white, all black or orange & purple, just as long as it's as small as possible.

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