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Topics: Mel Gibson

Saturday, 10 July 2010

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Unidentified man set to taste one of Mel Gibson's Special Platters

Mel's acting career is in jeopardy again and it has nothing to do with Canadian-born game show host Alex Trebek (yet another Canadian who most people think is American).

Mel's up to the eyes in it again after a radio station got hold of a 2 minute audio tape of him serving up a juicy dish to his ex-girlfriend, model, Oksana Grigorieva, mother of their 9-month old child.

The dish was complete with rants, dotted with obscenities, seasoned with bile, references to gang rape and topped off, 'not-so-delicately, with the N word.

It must have been a difficult 'dish' to swallow.

His agent has 'let him go'. Surprise! Surprise!

Personally, I was put off watching 'Braveheart' fifteen minutes into the movie, after being flashed in the eyes every five seconds by those enormous, extremely white, teeth of Mel's and those belonging to most of the remainder off the cast. To me - the very 'draw and attraction' of a movie is in the minute 'details'.

I digress.

We will just have to wait and see what comes of Mel's latest serving of one of his many "Potty-mouth Specials."

No doubt there will be another page added to his Menu and it will, most likely, be coming to our tables very soon.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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