Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Lindsay Didn't Flash Her Peekachoo, To You Know Who

Dateline, Beverly Hills Court - Lindsay Lohan, loved, sweetheart, child actor and controversial personality. Led the gallery, and court personnel, of a Beverly Hills Municipal Court through the entire gambit of her acting arsenal.

She showed looks of confusion spattered with questioning expressions to her defense attorney as the court proceedings where Judge Marsha Revel seemed impatient with Lohan's repeated defiance of the courts rules regarding her 2 DUI convictions and probation violation.

Judge Revel said, "Lohan is sentenced to 90 days incarceration for the reckless driving, and two DUI convictions. 30 days on each violation, Lohan is also ordered to submit within two days of her release to an in house substance abuse program for an additional 90 days".

It was during these announcements that Lindsay went full tilt boogie into emotional breakdown pleading with the court to show leniency.

Outside the Beverly Hills Court Lohan seemed composed yet deeply disturbed by the events of the day.

The Members of The Academy of Arts and Sciences were all in the gallery to evaluate Lohan's appearance and grade her performance.

One academy member was overheard saying, "bravo!, she really blew away Tom Seizmore's court performance, and Chloe Kardasian is not even in the running for a Court Performance worthy of an Oscar.

Some feel OJ Simpson has the Best Performance ever given in a court proceeding but others argue Paris Hilton was spectacular in her sentencing.

Just for clarification Lindsay wore black trousers to her hearing so there was virtually no way for her to flash the judge. Lindsay has been accused of flashing her privates to get her out of trouble in the past.

This weekend while she was celebrating her 24th birthday she was punched in the face by a waitress who later revealed she flashed her, her peekachoo.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
At the Corner of Lovely Sunset and Vine

Somewhere thinkin:

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." Twain

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