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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Preview shot of Liposuction Lezzies on Largactil sequel

London - (Colostomy Mess): Footage from a hardcore movie shot in London's iconic Royal Freak Hospital has gone viral on the internet.

'Massive-Boobed Nympho Nurses on Ketamine' was shot in the North London infirmary's urino-genitary ward last year.

The cash-strapped hospital was offered five million pounds plus a share of the box orifice for the weekend's shoot.

Anna Nicole Smith Memorial Ward matron Sister Dilys Shuss even arranged a few extras for the movie's wank-on - er...walk-on! - parts.

And Freak head of experimental medication Professor Einstein Flintstone supervised close-up shots of the latex - er, latest! - procedures in surgical relief massage.

A spokesperson for the film studio said a sequel, Liposuction Lezzies on Largactil, was being planned for next year, to be shot in South London's iconic Gay's (sic) Hospital.

Dame Joan Collins is 69.

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