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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Jolie stars as Countess Muminia May The High Seductress of The Extremely Talented Transylvanian Dragon Slayers.

SANTA BARBARA, California - Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have just announced that they will be starring in the the fifth installment of the Crocodile Dundee series.

Mr. and Mrs. Hogan will soon fly to Budapest, Hungary where they will film the Kittles McLeavenworth directed motion picture Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires.

The screenplay was written by noted writer Horatio Clackenbrewster, Jr., who also wrote the children's' cartoon pop-up book Sponge Bob Square Pants Gets His Butt Kicked By The Evil Muggly Uglies of Upper Volta.

Paul Hogan will once again be starring as Mick "Crocodile" Dundee and Linda Kozlowski-Hogan will be starring as his girlfriend of 24 years Sue "Tits" Chesterton.

Co-Starring with the Hogans will be Angelina Jolie as the evil sorceress Countess Muminia May The High Seductress of The Extremely Talented Transylvanian Dragon Slayers.

And appearing as Bundella The Vampire Witch of All Things Blue will be Sandra Bullock.

When Paul Hogan was asked if he is concerned that Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock may attempt to kiss his wife Linda he merely smiled.

He raised his eyebrows and added, "I do hope so. I think my wife is expecting it and I know for a fact that Angelina would go for it in a New York second.

In other news. Kanye West's recently released autobiography entitled 'Hey People, It Was Just A Little Damn Microphone For Goodness Sakes' has racked up nationwide sales of 8 copies.

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