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Monday, 5 July 2010

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In a lawsuit brought by Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson's father, Joe Jackson charges that what Dr. Conrad Murray is guilty of is a wrongful death suit and Jackson has taken it to court.

An attorney for the doctor, Anthony Sitts, says that the doctor will now open his records up to the police and the court to show that he did his best to SAVE Jackson.

"Since Mr. Joe Jackson has decided to charge my client, Dr. Conrad Murray, he feels that he should reveal all he knows about his life as Michael Jackson's personal doctor", stated Attorney Sitts.

"Therefore, one thing that hasn't been talked about much is the fact that Michael Jackson took drugs to take his mind off the boys at Neverland Ranch."

Apparently, according to Sitts, Michael Jackson allowed himself to be chemically castrated after the court case a few years ago.

"He maintained that he never bothered the kids sexually and maybe he didn't, but he wanted the proof to show that he was not able to harm them should another kid or kid's parents decide to sue."

Dr. Conrad Murray had already mentioned this privately to a few colleagues.

"He told me that if Jackson were alive today, seeing Justin Bieber might have caused his privates to explode!"

Bieber, who is a singer, writer and actor in the new "Leave It To Bieber" movie, is the current sensation among teens.

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