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Topics: Al Gore, Environment

Monday, 5 July 2010

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(Chicago, IL)Today, Al Gore admitted to Oprah Winfery that he became an environmentalist to score more women.

"Women environmentalist are very passionate not only about the environment, but they are passionate about pleasing Al in bed." Al Gore told Oprah."I am just a man with needs that got out of hand."

Al Gore wouldn't tell Oprah how many women he actually slept with, or if he used his powers as vice-president or senator to score more women than Clinton.

"I won't say that I used the title of vice president to score women, but I won't say that I didn't use the title of vice president to score women." Al gave Oprah his trademark smirk.

Some politicians become depressed after losing an election and they look for ways to deal with the lows of not being in the public limelight.

"I think Al Gore was depressed," Dr. Phil said. "He was cheated out of the presidency by a bumpkin from Texas. You can't blame the man for being sad and looking outside his marriage for a little pick-me-up that can be found in the male orgasm."

It isn't clear if Al Gore will seek help for his problem, but right now he is hiding behind a veil of denial statements made by his publicist.

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