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Monday, 5 July 2010

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At sixteen and on top of the pop charts, you would think that Justin Bieber would be all set to begin a great tour.

But a strange thing has happened to the youngster.

Bieber's voice, so high that many have accused him of being a girl, has lowered almost overnight.

"It went up and down for a couple of weeks making him sound like a cartoon character", stated a Source. "But then it just stayed down and he can't hit those high notes anymore."

"To tell you the truth, sometimes he sounds like a frog or the little guy "Froggy" on those old Little Rascal episodes."

Meanwhile, the Source told us that Bieber has not given up and that he has been lip-syncing his own voice while performing, but he can't do that with any new works.

Apparently, Bieber's voice is still very high when he's talking so that has helped thus far. But when he tries to sing, it immediately bottoms out.

Another Source in on the secret stated that "Maybe Justin's balls had just now dropped."

That could be it. The Source stated that even Bieber agreed and was seeing a doctor secretly or has an appointment with a specialist.

"What's he going to do if his voice stays low?", we asked.

"For now, he's looking at a lot of stuff by Leon Redbone and Tom Waits and some blues singers."

"Let's just hope that he can get his balls back up and that will do the trick."

"If not, I hope the teens like rearranged versions of ZZ Tops, "La Grange" or Redbone's "Lazy Bones".

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