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Topics: Cher, Fireworks

Sunday, 4 July 2010

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The singer Cher is reportedly in stable condition this morning after having her ass shot off during a fireworks session last night.

"Cher had all these great bangers and cherry bombs and lots of other stuff and invited some kids over so they could shoot them out over the Pacific Ocean, near her home", stated a neighbor who came with her son.

The lady told us about them having a great barbecue and drinks and that it was a real party and a treat for all of them.

"However, my Hector, who's eight, is at that age when boys are always into something. Come to think of it, they stay that way don't they?"

Cher was apparently holding onto some of the fireworks as her male friend, John, was firing them off. She had placed several big ones in the back pockets of her jeans until they were needed.

"That was when my Hector saw them and it was too much of a temptation. He lit one."

Those there say that Cher gave one big whoop and began blasting her way down the coast.

"By the time the ambulance got here, John was carrying Cher back u[p the beach. She was pretty sore about it. They tell us she'll be OK but the police are coming to question Hector. He gets more like his daddy everyday."

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