A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com who has been labelled the leader of the New Vaginaists, a group of retards who have created an endless stream of stories featuring the word 'vagina', has reacted to claims that he is unoriginal, and has vowed to write the 'Mother of all Vagina stories'.
Moys Kenwood, a scribbler based in southeast Asia, has been writing stories containing the word 'vagina' in their titles for almost two years now, but recently, one of his stories 'went ballistic', catapulting him to the zenith of spoof popularity.
His immediate fame has left him an isolated and much-maligned figure, however, and his stories are now regarded by all who read them as points-grabbing garbage, spotlight-seeking and not fit for human consumption.
This morning, though, the Hull lad reacted to his critics by promising to get busy on writing "the most miraculous, moving, sensitive and endearing vulva tale ever told", and one that would "live long in the memories of all those what readed it".
Said Kenwood from his Bangkok basement:
"The vagina is a wonderful instrument. Obviously, the fans at the World Cup have been rather too enthusiastic about blowing them, but it's only once every four years, so let them lap it up while they can!"