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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Brain

Sunday, 4 July 2010

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Despite how much is written about Miley Cyrus' vagina, it is her brain that is in the most jeopardy.

"She is in a downward spiral," Said Hugh Jass, Vice President of Unsolicited Opinions for The University of Pennsylvania. "And there really is only one way that this can end."

Jass is concerned that the combination of fame early in live, combined with the intense public scrutiny at a delicate age could land Cyrus on a therapist's couch, or worse.

"She is a marginal talent," Jass said. "Her career will fizzle, and she'll be stuck in a situation where all of theattention, and the built-in behavioral apologist will vanish."

"She'll be this shell of a person, too paranoid to expose herself to the public eye, and too devastated that the meteoric career she enjoyed has slammed to a halt."

"I imagine Cyrus in 15 years will be 200 lbs, unmarried, and singing Hannah Montana songs at a Office Max grand opening in Wisconsin, being consoled by other has-beens."

"She is doomed."

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