GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Justin Bieber performed at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium in Green Bay.
After the concert he was asked about the rumors of a feud between him and 51-year-old has-been singer Madonna.
Justin simply shook his head and said that he could not believe that the old hag (his word) was so upset with him.
When asked what he had said about her that had infuriated he simply shrugged his shoulders. He then said that as best as he can figure it must have been when he told a reporter for The National Enquirer that he had never heard of the bad tempered songstress.
He went on to say that he did vaguely remember his grandmother mentioning a female singer who had recorded a song called the "Material World," or the "Material Curl," or maybe the "Material Girl."
When Madonna heard of Justin's remarks she said that she did not put much stock into anything that the little fetus said.
She noted that she has diaphragms that are older than the little shitball.
And she pointed out that his little pecker is probably the size of Jon Gosselin's 3-inch weenie.
When word got back to Justin about what Madonna had said, he simply shook his head and remarked that he really did not want to get into a heated discussion with an old woman who could be old enough to be his grandmother.
In other news. South Africa's planned invasion of Finland has been postponed due to the ongoing World Cup Finals.