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Sunday, 4 July 2010

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Robert Pattinson has told reporters that once the Twilight series is over and done with, he and Kristen (Stewart) will talk about any wedding plans.

Pattinson stated that it was extremely difficult for them to be together anywhere while the "Twilight Madness" is going on.

"He told us that they are living in an 'unreal' world right now and have little time to discuss anything seriously", stated Larry Reynolds of The Los Angeles Other. "I can see where it might be hard to think straight with all the screaming whenever they appear together."

The actor reportedly compared it to proposing during the Vuvuzela noise of the World Cup Games, saying he hated that noise as he watched the games.

"Meanwhile, don't fall for all this Perez Hilton claptrap. We're loyal to our fans but we want to be sure about everything when it comes to real life. It's very hard when you have two careers going at the same time. It's easy to see why there are so many breakups in this business", Pattinson told reporters a little later last night.

Several reporters were tipped off that Pattinson was available, by Pattinson's agent himself, so they knew in advance that they would be asking him about any future plans with Stewart so they came prepared.

Just as Pattinson finished talking about a possible wedding and began to leave, a quartet of "Here Comes The Bride" on vuvuzelas began. At least that was what one reporter who wasn't in on the joke, thought they were playing.

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