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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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Shape Over Stardom!

Hot actress Megan Fox, who has just married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green last week in Hawaii, may have set a trend that will help a lot of new performers but hurt others.

In Transformers 3, Fox has supposedly been replaced by a model from Victoria's Secret, who has never acted in her life.

Boy did this open a lot of people's eyes (pun intended)!

Several movie makers just saw dollar signs in the air as they realized that Transformers 3 would be setting a new standard that would save them all a lot of money!

"Word has gotten around Hollywood that you don't have to pay a star actress in any action movie that is based on any work of fiction", stated Movie maker Tom Queen. "All we need are fans of the characters and the lead lady have the best measurements we can find and we sign her to a much less-costly role. The fans see their dream girl and who cares that she's a star. She's Built! And there's little dialogue, anyway."

"Show a lot of action, skimpy outfits and you have yourself a hit movie! Well, it won't win any Oscars, but I prefer money to Oscars!"

Meanwhile, according to a news site, Apple has reportedly just now issued an alert to all iPhone users that the phones could overheat if exposed to high temperatures, if worn in pockets of tight clothes, left in the sun or if users download pics of Megan Fox.

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