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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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"Adam Lambert Is Gay?"

Adam Lambert has been stepping out with a friend whom many Lambert fans recognized from the American Idol show. His name is Drake LaBry and a source tells our reporters, "He's been Adam Lambert's best friend and totally there with him through this whole process." Several times he sat with Lambert's parents in the audience during the show.

Drake was also there when Adam told everyone that he was gay.

This shocked a lot of people, one of which was Tiger woods.

"Adam Lambert is gay? You sure? Well, I'll not be dating him anymore! The things you don't know about people."

Not a whole lot is known about Drake LaBry. He comes from the south as he has a Cajun accent. He is an interior designer and painter (now that's a surprise). He has a couple of bird tattoos, according to Tiger Woods. He always sticks by his longtime friend, Lambert and he enjoys traveling, especially backpacking.

Meanwhile, the death of "The Sausage King", Jimmy Dean, a couple of weeks ago would have gone to Adam Lambert but the company decided upon Elton John.

"Poor Adam is runner-up once again", stated Labry. "Well, once again, I'm here for him if he needs me."

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