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Saturday, 3 July 2010

image for Paris Hilton tells judge "Weed all be happier for a toke on African spliff!"
The judge took pity on Paris for misunderstanding local customs

Port Elizabeth - (Hazy Business): The sultry socialite was let off a 1,000 rand - US$128 dollar - fine for skinning up at the Brazil v Holland match.

Looking spaced out and very relaxed Hilton pleaded No Contest to possession of approximately 20 grams of Africa's finest.

A Port Elizabeth judge heard Hilton describe how indigenous 'dagga' weed was given to her by local entrepreneurs - posing as night club bouncers.

"I reckoned it was just part of a Welcome to Africa party bag, Your Honor," the blond bombshell explained, "a bit like a McDonalds Happy Meal giveaway toy.

"Sorry if I mistook your local customs."

In the end Paris' companion, ex-Playboy model Jennifer Rovero, took the wrap (sic) for possession and paid up the $128 fine by credit card.

The two peroxide lovelies are in South Africa for a World Cup freebie after a mystery Malaysian millionaire hired them to promote something (...or other, man!).

Leonardo di Caprio is 69.

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