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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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No, Paris, you don't smoke that kind of pot. Dummy.

Sources say that Paris Hilton was detained by cops in South Africa, because they suspect she was smoking marijuana.

Paris was eventually let go, and no charges will be filed, even though Ms. Hilton handed over a couple joints to officials.

Police suspicions were aroused when cops noticed that Paris was babbling incoherently, drooling on herself, and couldn't answer the question, "What is your name?"

Paris also had a bag of Funyuns in each hands and was eating pizza flavored Combos by the fistful.

Calls to Sarah Palin, Jeremy London, Danny DeVito, Jeff Bridges, Kirsten Dunst, Brad Pitt, Mick Jagge, Lady Gaga, Bill Clinton, Afroman, Bobby Brown, Adrianne Curry, Ani DiFranco, Carrie Fisher, Chris Farley, Arlo Guthrie, Art Garfunkel, Elton John, Alanis Morissette , Andy Milonakis, Bette Midler, Bill Maher, Edward Norton, Haley Joel Osment, Amy Poehler, Chris Rock, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barbra Streisand, Charlize Theron, Amy Winehouse, Bruce Willis, Dionne Warwick, Montel Williams and Barack Obama for comment were not returned.

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