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Friday, 2 July 2010

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"Mel The Mouth Hits Another Low!"

Mel Gibson has reportedly exploded in another racially charged tirade, this time it wasn't against the Jews, but mostly throwing around the N-word at his ex, Oksana Grigorieva.

A couple of tabloids reported that his abusive and disgusting rant was caught on audio tape and includes a wish that the mother of his infant daughter be "raped by a pack of [N-words]."

"If Mel isn't careful, he's not going to have a single race of people giving him the time of the day", stated close friend (for now), Andy Gidcumb.

Mel also apparently called Oksana a whore and a c**t, according to those who have listened to the tape.

"You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a beeping pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your own fault."

"I am going to come and burn the beeping house down... but you will bl** me first."

Mad Max allegedly concluded that Oksana wasn't normal and didn't hate Jews like other people!

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