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Friday, 2 July 2010

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An international court has once more subpoenaed Naomi Campbell to attend to testify in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor.

Thus far, Campbell has put off her part of the trial by getting involved with other cases, like beating up Taxi drivers and being arrested for reckless driving.

"She must put everything off...Everything Off! I don't mean I want her naked... Although she's a looker..in fact.."

"Judge Hammerstein!"

"Order in the court! This trial has been delayed over Ms. Campbell for much too long!"

"OK! OK! No more stalling. Leave the taxi drivers alone and get her here for this trial. If not, there will be a large fine and the possibility of spending up to sex years in public service...did I say six years? ..OK, unless you answer that subpoena and appear in this court in The Hague."

So supermodel Naomi Campbell, already in trouble for her alleged assault on two of her housekeepers plus is being sued by a former assistant who says the model slammed her against a wall and struck her in the face with her Blackberry, is now in trouble with The World Court.

But not to worry Naomi Campbell fans, Chris Brown has agreed to come with her as a "Character" witness!

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