SAN FRANCISCO - Mel Gibson was in town visiting some of his longtime gay friends when he was asked about the fact that his girlfriend/baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, has him on tape using the dreaded "N" word.
Gibson immediately said that he wanted to apologize to any Norwegians that he may have offended.
When 'Mel From Hell' was told that the word on the recording was not Norwegian he became extremely defensive.
Okay then he yelled out the friggin "N" word that I used was Nicaraguan, or maybe it was Nepalese, or perhaps just maybe it was Nigerian.
He was informed that none of those words were on the recorded tape. Mel angrily picked up a street trash can and threw it up in the air. The contents landed on a police car.
A San Francisco police officer was sitting inside the squad car eating a Dunkin Donut and drinking a cup of Starbucks coffee.
He immediately got out of his car and hollered out, "Okay Gibson, now just what the eff are you doin' and sayin' dis time you piece of Australian kangaroo shit."
"Kangaroo shit?" Gibson asked for his badge number. The officer shot him the finger and said that his badge number is number 1, just like his finger.
Mel said that he would report him. The officer told him to shut his koala smelling mouth. Gibson kept on yapping. The officer reached for his taser gun. He told Gibson to lie down on the street face down.
Gibson told him that he was a movie star and movie stars do not lie down on the street, face down or otherwise.
The officer repeated his demand and said that if Gibson did not comply with his instructions he was going to taser his dumbass movie star ass.
Gibson said that he had no right to taser him and that he wanted to call his lawyer. The officer said that it wouldn't do any good because his line was busy.
Mel insisted on calling his lawyer. He yelled out at the officer that if he let him make the call he would buy him a dozen Dunkin Donuts. The officer said that he was now going to charge him with trying to bribe a San Francisco police officer.
Gibson got so frustrated that he called him the "N" word.
The black officer drew his taser gun and aimed it at Gibson. Mel told him that he did not have the nads to use the mother effer.
In much happier news from the land of celebrities. Antonio Banderas, who is married to the much older Melanie Griffith, says that the Hasbro Toy Company has just named him recipient of its 2010 Boy Toy of The Year Award.