Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level.
Spread'M is reportedly behind Jon Gosselin's huge dragon tattoo and tells us that there's more where that came from. With the right amount of money and the right kind of stunts, Spread'M is fully expecting to take over the number one celebrity gossip spot on the internet and television. Said a Spread'M spokesperson, "there are plenty of celebrities out there who are willing to Spread'M for a few bucks. It won't be long before we have celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus begging us to Spread'M."
Not wanting to give away too much information, but at the same time wanting everyone to know who is behind Jon Gosselin's headline grabbing behavior, a spokesperson for Spread'M told us "yeah, that Jon Gosselin is strapped for money and floundering around out there trying to invent himself. He's like a big blank human canvas. In fact, that's how we came up with the idea to pay for that grotesque tattoo he got."
Upcoming stunts for Jon may or may not include a scandal involving a wild party, possibly an orgy, as well as charges of shoplifting designer label jeans. "The bigger the scandal, the more money we rake in," said Spread'M.
Spread'M is also working on deals to bring Octomom back into the news by offering to pay for an identical dragon tattoo and publicizing it as "Octomom and Jon Gosselin get matching tattoos."
Look for Spread'M to officially announce their entry onto the scene within the next month with a nightly show on TLC.