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Thursday, 1 July 2010

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Jennifer Aniston showing that at 41, she still has one fantastic pair of gorgeous-looking legs.

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry.

Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said that next to Beverly Hills, he enjoys being in Barcelona. He added that he just loves the smell of Spanish food, such as Spanish Rice, Spanish Gazpacho, and Spanish Flamenco.

He noted that every chance he gets he tunes in to the Spanish television stations such as Univision, Galavision, and Telemundo. He says that the only channel that he likes more than those three is the Disney Channel, but that is only because as he says, he has 51 kids (6 actually).

Pitt was asked about the movie that he will be filming in Madrid with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. He smiled and said that the nude spy mystery movie is titled The Spy Who Humped Me.

He laughed and said that he of course stars as the spy and the humped one will of course be played by his luscious legged ex-wife Jen.

Brad was asked if his wife Angelina Jolie isn't perhaps just a little bit jealous of him appearing in a nude spy mystery with his beautiful ex-wife.

Pitt replied, "Hell yeah, Angie is fit to be tied. In fact when I first informed her, her damn big old lips swelled up even more and the bitch looked like she could be related to that American Idol winner from several years ago Fantasia "Lotta Lips Mama" Barrino."

Brad laughed and said that Angie is just going to have to flat out trust him. He was asked if he still finds Jennifer Aniston to be a very attractive sexy woman.

Pitt raised his eyebrows and he looked down at his crotch. One could clearly see the early makings of a first rate woody.

In other news. In a very hush hush operation, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of California has approved a plan to take the 53,000 illegal aliens currently incarcerated in California prisons, secretly load them onto dozens of C5A Transport planes, and have them all parachute down in an isolated area of Arizona.

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