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Topics: TV, The Office

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

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Angela Kinsley, the woman who plays pious Dwightf-cker Angela on the NBC show "The Office" is ending her marriage to Warren Lieberstein, a writer and producer on the show.

Angela Kinsey cites irreconcilable differences with her husband of 10 years. She also requested joint legal and physical custody of their two-year-old daughter.

"We are still friends," Said Kinney, as if anyone actually gives a sh-t. "Nothing will change.

"She's right," says Lieberstein. "In fact, the decision to change Angela's character into an alien from the planet Fidget, who speaks only in Hindu and eats only stuffed animals and dog vomit for breakfast was made weeks ago."

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