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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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A recent news story claims that Lady Gaga gets most of her material for her songs from her nightmares, and when she is having a particularly difficult time deciphering what her dreams mean, she seeks the wise advice of Deepak Chopra.

"This simply is not true," claims Chopra, who was asked to comment on his relationship with Lady Gaga. "I simply do not know who this--Lady Gaga is it? Who this Lady Gaga is. You must have me mistaken for someone else."

Sources close to Lady Gaga said Gaga is quite upset at the news that Chopra seems to be distancing himself from her. "Why that ungrateful piece of crap guru. Doesn't he know who the hell I am? I'll be damned if he's gonna blow me off like that after I went out of my way to do a video telling everyone how he changed my life. How spiritual I've become. I'm gonna make him rue the day he ever met me," said Gaga.

It was later determined that Chopra was not aware that Lady Gaga is the stage name for Stefani Germanotta. "Oh, Stefani, yes, yes, nice girl. Has many strange nightmares and dresses a bit peculiar, but yes, now that you mention it, I do see someone by that name. So sorry for the confusion."

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