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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Actress Jessica Alba has talked a loyal fan into not having surgery to look like Alba. The fan had broken up with their partner and knew that Alba was both of their favorites. So a plan was launched so that the fan, Xiaojian of China, would have plastic surgery to look as much like Alba as possible to win the partner back.

Thursday, a call came in to Xiaojian and it turned out to be Jessica, herself.

"Don't have the plastic surgery", she advised Xiaojian. "If he doesn't like you for what and who you are, the appearance will not matter. Stick to being yourself."

Xiaojian was overwhelmed, telling friends in Beijing. "She actually heard about me and told me not to have the surgery. I was already having second thoughts and this has convinced me totally."

Maybe Jessica Alba isn't the total ass that many make her out to be, but the future will show who is right.

Meanwhile in Beijing, friends of Xiaojian were delighted. "Jessica Alba is a beautiful woman, but how would that face look on a man? We tried to tell him but Xiaojian would only listen to Alba. I am glad Alba and I agreed."

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