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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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A very surprised Taylor Lautner was handcuffed and taken away by police while with the crew of Twilight Eclipse Tuesday morning.

"What am I being arrested for?", requested the actor. But the police officers would only read him his rights.

Appealing to his fellow actors, Lautner yelled back that he hadn't done anything. That this must be a mix-up and would they hurry down to the station and bail him out?"

That's when one of the police officers yelled back, "Take your time. We will want to talk to this punk for a few hours before considering anyone making bail."

As soon as the door shut and they heard Lautner still yelling while being placed in the back seat of the patrol car, Robert Pattinson broke into loud laughter!

"Did you see his face? Did you?"

Yes, everyone else chuckled too but not like Pattinson.

"Maybe you went too far, Robert", stated Kristen Stewart. "He looked really scared."

"Well he deserves it!'', stated Pattinson. "He's been calling me 'Dracula' and 'Vlad the Impaler' ever since that story broke about the guy being my famous ancestor. Besides, they'll just hold him a little while. Wait half an hour and we'll go over there and bail him out. After all, all the money goes for charity and I am paying that."

"But I got my money's worth!"

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