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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Pop

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Miley Cyrus went on a wordy rampage after being asked that isn't her pop music, all pop music in fact, just for dance and not about the words?

"That makes me mad. People are always saying that! But it's not true. There are great pop songs about heart-broken people who like to dance."

She continued to go on, saying that Pop Music was about life and death and rabbits and soldiers returning from war. "Especially the life of those living and dying people who like to dance a lot!"

"You mean like "Mmmm Bop" and the "Macarena" and "Hot, Hot, Hot" and..."

"Don't want to hear it! nDO NOT want to hear it!" A stomp and she was off.

Meanwhile Billy Ray came over and told us we had made his little girl mad.

"But isn't pop music dance & glitter & wearing as little clothes as possible?"

"Well they're no "Acky Breaky Heart" I admit, but I can stamp my feet too, on your head if you like. Now I got a mean kid to deal with."

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