The moist canal extending from Miley Cyrus' labia minora to her uterus nearly dried up this morning when the dancing starlet was informed that it had become a staple at The World's Largest Penis and Vagina Outlet, said Justin Bieber.
"She was pretty pissed," said The Bieb. "She came right down out of her cage when I told her - that's about the fastest I've ever seen anybody put their clothes back on!"
Bieber said he did a Googlit keyword search for the words "miley cyrus vagina" - just out of curiosity, he said - and was surprised to find dozens of spoof stories featuring the lower portion of Miley's reproductive tract among the results.
In fact, one site called The Spoof had featured the anatomical alcove in no less than about a bazillion articles, according to Bieber, most of which were even worse than the articles featuring him at the exact same site!
"WTF?" Miley exclaimed as she perused The Spoof's rubbish heap, otherwise known as the Entertainment and Gossip section. "Well, it's not just my vagina that's EXTREMELY popular. So am I, unlike most of these geeks. They're just jealous. These gags make me want to gag.
"And what's this about 'slutty?' I am not slutty!" pouted little Miley. "I just work really hard to be fit.
"That way, I know I can look good in whatever makes me feel most comfortable," she added, shifting uncomfortably as her skin-tight short shorts cut off the blood circulation to her vagina.