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Sunday, 27 June 2010

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Vuvuzela Noise Can Reach All The Way To Hell

Forest Lawn Cemetery, CA-- A rowdy Los Angeles Dodgers fan with a vuvuzela has accidentally raised Michael Jackson from the Dead. The noisy horn was so loud, it actually reached into the Other Side. Thankfully, the King of Pop dropped dead again and returned to Hell a few minutes after the cacophony ended.

The unnamed fan was walking psst the cemetery at midnight when he blew on the vuvuzela. It's believed he blew the horn at just the right pitch and frequency to raise the Dead. A high pitched screaming came from Michael's grave that was even louder than the vuvuzela, but it only lasted a moment. Other graves in the area were not disturbed.

Today, thousands of Michael Jackson fans are gathering at the grave-site with their vuvuzelas. They are trying to repeat the same random pitch to raise their hero. The noise is unbelievable. Most of the fans have already become deaf from the noise.

"I don't care about losing my hearing." said one crazed fan. "If I can help save Michael from Hell for just another minute, it will be worth it." said the moron.

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