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Saturday, 26 June 2010

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Spoof employee Traci "Nipples" Nipowitz demonstrating how easy it is to log onto The Spoof site.

CHICAGO - Male college students from UCLA to Boston College are finding that reading Spoof vagina stories on www.thespoof.com is a good way to take a break from the everyday drudgery of having to study for exams.

Herbert "Bucky" Twistlake, 21, who attends Solid State University in Chicago, said that he was studying for a physics test and began to feel that his brain was starting to sizzle.

He decided to take a break and Googled The Spoof site. He quickly saw a bunch of satires and parodies on bikini burgers, crotch cookies, and groin goodies.

There were literally dozens and dozens of stories on the "V" word, one of the most widely used words in the English language.

Another male student Levon Utterbrock, III, 19, from Louisiana, who attends Cajun State Junior College, in Lake Charles, says that since he has been spending some time reading some of the playpen spoofs his test scores have gone up by an average of 15 points.

He added that he has also noticed that he is not anywhere near as stressed out as he had been before he started reading the articles on the Spoof site.

Utterbrock was asked which are some of the writers whose stories he enjoys reading the most. Levon grinned, took a sip of his papaya Margarita and said that there are dozens of very talented writers on the Spoof site, but he noted that he especially enjoys reading the bikini taco articles written by Bureau, Skoob1999, Monkey Woods, Colonel Juan, and Abel Rodriguez.

Utterbrock smiled and confessed that he has even turned his father Levon Utterbrock, Jr. and his grandfather Levon Utterbrock, Sr., onto the fantastic hooha stories on the very popular British Spoof site.

SIDENOTE: When Spoof Administrator and Editor Mark Lowton, who resides in Great Britain, was asked to comment on the dozens of luvin' muffin stories the Englishman replied, "Well mate, I think dat da stories are gobsmackingly, bloody, bloomin' good I does. And truth be told tis great for da study 'abits of all college males innit?""

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