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Saturday, 26 June 2010

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Telling friends that he didn't want to wind up like the guy who died this week from the S&M session, actor Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

It appears that "Natasha", as he now refers to her, is a bit too young for Mel.

"He told me that he had quit drinking because of all the Viagra intake makes his heart skip a beat", stated a Source close to Mel. "He stated that she used to make his heart skip a beat, now it's the pills."

Gibson, who just completed filming the movie "How I Spent My Summer Vacation," resides in Malibu. Grigorieva, meanwhile, is still living in a Sherman Oaks, California, home still owned by Gibson "and is still there, I'm afraid."

And what about the couple's seven month old daughter?

"Mel still wants to see and help raise Lucia." I don't know how that is going to work out."

"Mel didn't want to say anything about what he calls 'another fine mess I've gotten myself into'", stated the friend. "I'm telling you all this because I'm a friend and he wanted the story out."

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