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Friday, 25 June 2010

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I can't look. It's too horrible!

Most people agree that Kate Gosselin was looking pretty bitchin' there for awhile with her cute hairstyle, deep tan and her hard body. But now, after she apparently has had some botox injections around her eyes, she just looks bitchy. It appears as if the inside Kate has taken over the outside Kate for good.

Rumors are swirling that upon arriving home after having the injections, her children ran screaming from her when they saw her face as if staring at the monster they believe hides under their bed. "It was awful," said one child who refused to be coaxed from under the kitchen table, still hiding her head in her hands. The others wouldn't come near her until she yelled at them and they realized she was their mom.

Kate tells a different story. "The kids were just fooling around," she said. "Ever since they've been on Jon and Kate Plus Eight and now Kate Plus Eight, they've picked up some true drama skills and nothing gets past them anymore. They have an outlandish reaction to me serving Spaghetti-O's for lunch for cripes sakes."

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