Written by Bureau
Print this
Topics: Justin Bieber

Thursday, 24 June 2010

image for Justin Bieber Sued By Grace Slick Over "Somebody To Love"

With the summer's hottest video and a major hit on his hands, everything has been going great for teen sensation Justin Bieber, but a summons for him or a representative for him to appear before a California judge has dampened his spirits a bit.

Back in the 1960's a young Grace Slick and her band, Jefferson Airplane, put out a song by the same name and she's wanting to know where Justin got his ideas to write his hit.

"She has no case" says a spokesman for Bieber. "She's only wanting back in the limelight again. You can't copyright the title of a song."

However, an attorney for Slick says he thinks his client has a case here.

"It's not only the title of the song, it's the lyrics near the middle of Bieber's song. Grace admits that the songs themselves do not have the same tune, it's the lyrics."

"This isn't like the George Harrison 'My Sweet Lord' and 'He's So Shy', that was the tune", stated the aging rocker.

Meanwhile the judge selected to hear the case could do anything. You see, this is the very same California judge, Judge Marsha Revel, who is ready to strangle Lindsay Lohan for continually breaking the court's rules.

If nothing else, this should help Justin Bieber grow up a bit. That judge can STARE you to death, according to Lohan.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 5?

1 4 16 20
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more