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Friday, 25 June 2010

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Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me's automobile. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

SANTA MONICA, California - The attorney who is representing Gary Coleman's estate has stated that the diminutive actor stipulated in his will that everything of his go to Verne Troyer, the motion picture actor known as Mini-Me.

Coleman and Troyer, who stood 2 foot 8 inches, first met when the two worked on a movie back in 2001 entitled, The Attack of The Little Bitty Vampires. It was a low budget film, that was shot in Detroit.

The movie helped introduce three excellent actors who were each relatively unknown then. The three stars are Woody Buckpinn, Buddy Drabapple, and Mimosa Fiddlehead.

Buckpinn, would later win an Academy Award for Supporting Actor for his role as Biffy Biscuitmaker in the motion picture The Sexual Secrets of The Tofu Samurai.

Drabapple would go on to star with the amazing British bi-sexual actress Penelope Strutington in the movie Jack and Jill Meet The Louisiana Swamp Shits.

And Fiddlehead, who according to Charlie Sheen has two of the most beautiful and tasty breasts that he has ever seen or tasted, would star with Argentina's number one sex symbol Angelina de La Mamasina in the lesbian themed comedy Western Why Shucks Ma'am You Sho Nuff Does Have Yoself A Right Nice Sweet-Lookin' Little Corral Betwixt Your Legs.

Mini-Me and Coleman would go on to star in three other motion pictures together. The first was The Spilt Milk Criers with Pamela Anderson, Jay Leno, and Brett Favre.

The second was Bellanino Terrabini's Gynecologists Without Borders, which co-starred Joan Rivers, Ron Jeremy, and the Simpson sisters Jessica and Ashlee (pre-lip syncing).

And the third film was the Laotian sub-titled Multiple Organists which co-starred baseball players Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Jose Canseco, and Willie Mays.

In a non-related story. Glenn Beck has admitted to Anderson Cooper that yes he does in fact own a thoroughbred racehorse named 'Nazi Boy.'

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