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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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A California judge is now being asked by attorneys for Lindsay Lohan, if she has to wear her SCRAM bracelet during nude photos.

However, the judge who has seen Lindsay three times already that has led to the judge demanding that Lohan wear the alcohol, drug detector, doesn't even want to hear about it.

"If I have her before me one more time, I'm declaring her "Brain Dead" and see if the family wants her unplugged", stated the LA judge.

So why does Lohan want to remove the bracelet so that she can be totally nude?

Apparently her "Lindsay Bags" aren't selling well so she is planning nude ads to show off the bags.

"I've already seen her "bags", stated one reporter who was listening to Lindsay's attorney making the request. "They're under her eyes and more a little lower. She's definitely beginning to sag. Hey, 'Buy Bags From The Sags!' got a nice ring to it doesn't it?"

"OK, everyone's had their fun", stated the attorney. "Lindsay may have to have a few more nips & tucks to get the bucks....now I'm doing it."

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