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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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David Hasselhoff's favorite imported beer, Arrogant Bastard Ale.

HOLLYWOOD - David "Hic" Hasselhoff says that he had not been drinking when he accidentally showed up at the television studio where America's Got Talent is filmed.

David was asked by a security guard for AGT if he was sure that he had not been drinking, since he was wearing a San Francisco 49ers football helmet, an Adam Lambert Rocks T-shirt, a pair of size 12 pink womens open toed pumps, and boxer shorts that he had on backwards.

Sharon Osbourne went up to the "Hass" hugged him, gave him a kiss on his nose, and remarked, "Goodness, gracious Davy, you smell like an effen Corona Beer Factory."

Hasselhoff said that he had not been drinking. He paused and then asked what time it was. He was told it was 6:45 p.m. Central Standard Time, 7:45 p.m. Eastern, and 4:45 out on the West Coast.

He giggled and asked, "And what day is today?"

Piers Morgan told David that he would call him a cab. David grinned and said that he did not need a cab, but that he would like a taxi.

Howie Mandel, who took David's place this season remarked, "That is just too damn easy...okay David you're a taxi."

In other news. Cuban President Raul Castro, Fidel's baby brother has warned the United States and Great Britain that if the damn oil spill mess reaches Cuba he will have no recourse but to invade both countries.

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