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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Miley Cyrus sitting by the Pacific Ocean and wondering what publicity stunt to pull next.

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on.

The trio was performing a concert to benefit the homeless pelicans of San Francisco Bay.

Miley, who has proved dozens of times that there is not a shy bone in her body (no pun intended) said that her, Selena, and Taylor have been in the recording studio working out on a collaboration for a single that they hope to release on International Vuvuzela Day which is August 17.

The song is entitled "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela." The rap song's lyrics were co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Kanye West. The song's music was written by Neil Young.

The song was originally called, "Yo Bro, Fella Let Me Go Down On Your Vuvuzela" but the name was changed at the insistence of Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James who said that he did not want his girlfriend being associated with a song that was about girls sucking on a trumpet.

Miley and Selena told James that he needs to mind his own damn business and get his tall lanky good ol' boy ass back on down to Fort Worth before Miley gives him a lap dance with an egg beater attached to her ass.

In other news. BP, The British Petroleum Company, who brought us The Great Effen Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill of 2010, has changed their home office phone number again. That makes the 19th time this month that they have done so.

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