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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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It will be a year this Friday since the death of Michael Jackson and his fans across the nation plus international fans will be having memorials at several different occasions.

One lady interviewed on CBS said she sold her bicycle to attend her first Michael Jackson concert. Another stated that she sold her grandmother's wedding ring that had just been lying around in a bank lock box and Granny was too ga-ga to ever check on it or the forged signature.

Still another stated that he sold so much blood to raise the money for a ticket for a Michael Jackson performance that he passed out twice during the event.

Fans are gathering in groups everywhere all over the world.

Joe Jackson is reportedly heading to several of them selling fingerprints on cards he happened to make while he was saying goodbye to Michael at the morgue.

In fact, there will be Jackson imitators at many of the events around the world with Chinese Jacksons, Russian Jacksons, Japanese Jacksons and rumors that there will even be a black Michael Jackson in Indiana and California.

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