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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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Hustler celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has apparently brought Miley Cyrus the originals of the exaggerated photos of her revealing too much as she got out of a car last week!

Photographers say that it happened this morning just before noon and that he wanted witnesses.

The upskirt photo appeared all over the internet, even though you can clearly see that Miley Cyrus WAS wearing underwear.

"Everyone WANTED it to show Ms. Cyrus without underwear, so that's what they saw", stated Perez on Entertainment & Gossip TV! "They were not touched up..unless some of those Miley nerds worked on them themselves."

Perez stated that he was not admitting to anything by giving Ms Cyrus the original photos.

"Neither am I saying that I wouldn't do the same thing again as that is what my blogging site is all about."

However, after the police told him that he was very much in danger of peddling child pornography, since Miley Cyrus is only seventeen, he quickly called her and told her rep that he was giving the originals to Cyrus.

"The way she's been acting lately, SHE may post them alongside the post stripper poses."

No comment from the Cyrus side except from Billy Ray.

"Just another weekly mess. Glad it's over."

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