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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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Sandra Bullock's lipstick lips impression which she sent to Scarlett Johansson at Scarlett's request.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson says it has been two weeks since Sandra Bullock kissed her on the lips during the MTM Movie Awards telecast.

The 25-year-old actress confided to her hair stylist, Mr. FuFi Fondue, that since that night she has not been able to stop thinking about her and Sandy locking lips like Al and Tipper Gore did at the Democratic National Convention back during the 2000 presidential race.

Johansson said that Bullock, who at 45, is old enough to be her mother, is without a doubt the best female kisser that she has ever kissed and that list includes Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, Whoopi Goldberg, and Joan Rivers.

When Bullock was told about Scarlett's remark she got a big old smile on her face that literally went from ear to ear.

Sandra replied that Scarlett is an even better kisser than Meryl Streep. She giggled, paused for a moment, and then added that it may be because Scarlett has a much bigger tongue than Streep does.

Johansson was asked if she is planning on coming out that she is bisexual like Vanessa Carlton has just recently done.

"Who?" She asked.

She was told Vanessa Carlton, the singer of the hit songs "A Thousand Miles," "A Million Miles," and "Buddy And Sarah Miles."

Johansson grinned and said that she had never heard the song "Buddy And Sarah Miles."

In other news. Jane Fonda will soon begin shooting on the sequel to 1968s Barbarella. The sequel is titled, 'Hagarella - The Cellulite Years.'

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