CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood.
Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from her jealous 'boyfriend' Samantha Ronson who is back in the picture.
When LiLo was asked what in the world Ronson has that she could possibly want over a guy, she grinned and said that "Ronnie" has a G-spot, a labia minora, a labia majora, and a cervix. She then said proudly, "And I don't know of any guy who has all of those things."
"Well how about Richard Simmons?" She was asked.
"Okay, except for Richie. But no one else."
Someone yelled out "LiLo, how about Clay Aiken? Perez Hilton? or Nathan Lane."
Lohan said that she had never heard of Aiken or Lane and that Perez Hilton is just a little faggot who dyes his hair, his eyebrows, his eyelashes, and his scrotum hair.
Lindsay was asked what she thought about all of the hoopla concerning Miley flashing her little groin goody. Lohan rolled her eyes and said that Miss Cyrus should be ashamed of herself showing off her vagina in public like that.
When told that she (Lindsay) had shown her's on many occasions she replied, well that's just me. And I am an actress so I have the right and the luxury to do that.
Lohan was told that Miley is also an actress.
Lindsay raised her eyebrows, she adjusted her ankle bracelet, and asked, "Okay, but is she a great actress like me?"
And in other news. Mel Brooks has just stated that he will be doing a sequel to his 1974 comedy western 'Blazing Saddles.' The sequel will be called 'Burning Hemorrhoids.'