Problems in Susan Boyle fandom took a raw turn last week when a Bare your Boobs for Susan campaign was sabotaged.
"It's so not fair. I've got nothing in that department." cried one flat chested fan as she put the cat out on the way to the Euthanasia clinic.
"Drop dead, this is perfectly natural." said Cheekytwo, proudly displaying her girls.
Support for both sides was lacking as bras went flying. Cheekytwo's sassy promise to cover up did little to placate the combatants, because she adamantly refused to wear red.
Living in her own fantasy world, complete with its own mythology, her given reason was best understood by herself: "What idiot would wave a red scarf at a dragon?"