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Sunday, 20 June 2010

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Word around Hollywood is that Miley Cyrus can almost taste the vampire role of Bree Tanner in a new Twilight movie that is at least a year or more away.

"As soon as I saw the book by Stephenie Meyer, I knew there would be a movie and the more I read, the more I want this role and I don't care who knows about it", Miley told some friends as she and Liam were at a restaurant having a private room for the group.

"That's true", stated the friend. "That's all she wanted to talk about. I think she sees that role as being her opportunity to move into serious acting as this would be a very complicated role to play."

Meanwhile, an agent for Justin Bieber is also moving his star towards the movie.

"Justin definitely wants in the movie. He's the right age and the guy has guts. Remember he began his career in music on YouTube", stated Arnold Simpson. "He's a fighter and he wants a role in the movie, even if it's small. But he's hoping for a bigger role."

Could Miley play this role?

Actually she could, but who knows how well? Can she go from teen singer/actor to playing a character that has had only a small role in the past Twilight books & movies?

Remember, she will be taking on the Cullens and the werewolves and her group doesn't..well, better end it there.

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