DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings.
She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up to $1 million on the vehicle. Lucky Louie was heard to have replied, "Hey Gaga dat is not a problem; not a problem little fella, I mean little gal."
Lady Gaga confided to a very good friend that she is getting more and more depressed about the constant references that the entertainment media and other individuals such as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Vice-President Joe Biden, and do nothing socialite Paris Hilton are saying about her most intimate region of her body.
Gaga said that she wants people to please enjoy her sweet singing voice and ignore her penis, if in fact she did have a penis, which if she does is really no one's business but hers and her girlfriends. Hmmmm.
Lady Gaga said that she recently spoke to actress Jamie Lee Curtis who supposedly was born with the sex organs of both genders. Gaga said that Curtis told her to never forget that people are going to talk no matter what.
She also told her to keep her chin up, her knockers perky, her mouth succulent, and her bikini region waxed.
Curtis was nice enough to give Lady Gaga some comeback retorts when people ask her about her penis. She said that her favorite one when a reporter asks if she has a penis is to reply, "Yes sir. I do have a penis do you?"
She also said that another comeback is to stare at the reporters crotch region and say "Ya know. I've been focusing on your crotch area and I'll be darned if I do not see anything that would remotely resemble a groin gizmo bulge."
Lady Gaga will be appearing on Late Night With David Letterman where she has agreed to read 'The Top Ten Reasons Why Lady Gaga Will Not Admit That She Possesses A Penis.'